{"id":4025,"date":"2021-10-04T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-04T21:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/?p=4025"},"modified":"2022-06-28T17:29:46","modified_gmt":"2022-06-28T15:29:46","slug":"restober-4-eat-tasty-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/?p=4025","title":{"rendered":"Restober #4 &#8211; Eat Tasty Food."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Cher Journal du Gar\u00e7on qui voulait juste ne rien faire du tout,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vous allez me huer. Mais m\u00eame malade, c&rsquo;est K\u00e9vin Bacon qui fait \u00e0 manger. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rappelons le fait primordial de l&rsquo;humanit\u00e9. Ce n&rsquo;est pas un ast\u00e9ro\u00efde qui a d\u00e9cim\u00e9 les dinosaures. C&rsquo;est moi. Je leur ai fait \u00e0 manger. \u00c7a a \u00e9t\u00e9 une catastrophe, \u00e7a a masqu\u00e9 le soleil, la poussi\u00e8re partout, <em>toussa toussa<\/em>. Alors les Moires ont d\u00e9cid\u00e9 que jamais, \u00f4 grand jamais, je ne devais refaire la cuisine \u00e0 nouveau sinon couic couic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"444\" height=\"332\" src=\"http:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/sailor-moon-nurse.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4047\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Donc oui, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait tr\u00e8s bon. K\u00e9vin Bacon cuisine tr\u00e8s bien ET tr\u00e8s sain. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bon, je ne suis pas un monstre, je veille \u00e0 ce qu&rsquo;il se soigne bien. Et je suis plut\u00f4t strict.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Baille bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cher Journal du Gar\u00e7on qui voulait juste ne rien faire du tout, Vous allez me huer. Mais m\u00eame malade, c&rsquo;est K\u00e9vin Bacon qui fait \u00e0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,71],"tags":[60],"class_list":["post-4025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kevin-bacon","category-psithurisme-nostalgique","tag-restober"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4025"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4048,"href":"https:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4025\/revisions\/4048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beur-boy.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}